The cheats guide to record grading
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:05 pm
I have always found the Goldmine record grading system a bit odd. After all, how can a record be described as VG (Very Good) if it has scratches. The word 'Good', with 'Very' in front of it suggests something close to new!
Worse still, the system is abused, especially by mail order or ebay sellers. And I have been on the wrong end of this too many times!
So I have written some a glossary of grading comments that come up in descriptions with explanations included.
All done in fun of course
Please add your grades and comments...
Still in shrink = Badly dished warped by storage in shrinking shrink wrap
Light Marks on vinyl = Someone has ground the record into the spindle repeatedly
No mention at all of writing on the labels or sleeves = The sleeves and labels are covered in graffiti
Light marks on vinyl = Vinyl has been sandpapered
Small seam split = Sleeve about to disintegrate entirely
Slight water mark on sleeve = Record recovered from a shipwreck
Please ask me any questions before bidding = The record is trashed, the sleeve is trashed, there's writing everywhere and it is also warped. I haven't said any of that in my description but I *have* given you a chance to ask. If you don't ask me to fully describe the faults before bidding then that's your tough luck!
Sorry no pictures, I don't have a scanner or a digital camera = The record is trashed, the sleeve is trashed, there's writing everywhere and it is also warped.
Some surface noise (JA pressing) = The vinyl is trashed but because it is JA pressing I have a get out of jail free card and can blame the pressing plant
No Paypal = I'm a complete crook and I want to make sure you have absolutely no chance of getting your money back when you realise I've sold you a trashed record

Worse still, the system is abused, especially by mail order or ebay sellers. And I have been on the wrong end of this too many times!
So I have written some a glossary of grading comments that come up in descriptions with explanations included.
All done in fun of course
Please add your grades and comments...
Still in shrink = Badly dished warped by storage in shrinking shrink wrap
Light Marks on vinyl = Someone has ground the record into the spindle repeatedly
No mention at all of writing on the labels or sleeves = The sleeves and labels are covered in graffiti
Light marks on vinyl = Vinyl has been sandpapered
Small seam split = Sleeve about to disintegrate entirely
Slight water mark on sleeve = Record recovered from a shipwreck
Please ask me any questions before bidding = The record is trashed, the sleeve is trashed, there's writing everywhere and it is also warped. I haven't said any of that in my description but I *have* given you a chance to ask. If you don't ask me to fully describe the faults before bidding then that's your tough luck!
Sorry no pictures, I don't have a scanner or a digital camera = The record is trashed, the sleeve is trashed, there's writing everywhere and it is also warped.
Some surface noise (JA pressing) = The vinyl is trashed but because it is JA pressing I have a get out of jail free card and can blame the pressing plant
No Paypal = I'm a complete crook and I want to make sure you have absolutely no chance of getting your money back when you realise I've sold you a trashed record